tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72556324419863618152024-03-05T16:42:20.601-08:00MLit3MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7255632441986361815.post-28416278021671517532015-02-21T10:31:00.002-08:002015-02-21T10:31:22.818-08:00woahtotallyforgotaboutthisshit'Woah! You're alive!'<br />
'Yeah, I used to drink a lot of 7-UP.'<br />
'So like what's this, another one post stand? You're going to post once and disappear for another year.'<br />
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I have an apple a day now. Sometimes two. Apple of choice? Jazz.<br />
I won't lie to you, the name caught my eye. Perhaps eating some of this apple would bestow upon me some jazz dance skills. Two months so far with no dance skills gained.<br />
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Snack sized and fits in my hand pretty nicely. You know sometimes you can't finish that whole apple and the "<a href="http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/experts-why-cut-apples-turn-brown/" target="_blank">popolyphenol oxidase enzymes in the chloroplasts rapidly oxidize phenolic compounds naturally present in the apple tissues to o-quinones</a><span id="goog_1335604983"></span><span id="goog_1335604984"></span><a href="https://www.blogger.com/"></a>". <a href="http://www.quickmeme.com/img/79/79082c53ef42bdc500f5f182cef6e32a6d0a052c0f613ffdf61525d3c855c0db.jpg" target="_blank">you know what I'm saying? don't worry I don't either. It was all google.</a> It has a nice crunch when you bite into it with super crisp taste. No more apple talk.<br />
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What's next?<br />
Don't know. YOLO! Make sure you drink 7-UP!<br />
probably static talk or how I suck at running.MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7255632441986361815.post-6851226316854524082014-03-09T16:51:00.001-07:002014-03-09T16:51:51.820-07:00Guacamelee Playthrough (playlist)Guacamelee Playthrough (playlist)MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7255632441986361815.post-41333775169962322422014-02-25T06:45:00.001-08:002014-02-25T06:45:25.496-08:00Learning Zed part 2<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/u0rphVX2Zkg" width="459"></iframe>MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7255632441986361815.post-23687434103983884582014-02-25T06:44:00.001-08:002014-02-25T06:44:55.444-08:00Learning how to play Zed<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/bRXayb8e5ek" width="480"></iframe>MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7255632441986361815.post-21944995230730714672014-01-10T10:35:00.001-08:002014-01-10T10:35:47.903-08:00A simple guide to playing on EUW servers<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-6VIuudyAwQ" width="480"></iframe>MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7255632441986361815.post-50602749195909704552014-01-10T10:34:00.002-08:002014-01-10T10:34:21.399-08:00Inconsistent? Sure.Another blog post? Get the fuck out. I profusely apologize, please forgive me. Don't worry, I've already forgiven you. Really? Yeh. BTW I dropped to Silver 1. GTFO NOOB.*sad face*<br />
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I have bitten the dust it seems. I awoke this afternoon, having gorged on HARIBOs and failed attempts of cocktails, did I remember my duty to write on this wee blog - which I've have failed to do so. No need to sugar coat it, I've HARIBOs here for that.<br />
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<br />MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7255632441986361815.post-60138673539060578602013-12-16T14:57:00.001-08:002013-12-16T14:57:38.873-08:00S3 AatroxxxLeeSin<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/25Bb-Wha8E0" width="459"></iframe>MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7255632441986361815.post-58079446121958610642013-12-16T14:38:00.001-08:002013-12-16T14:38:46.814-08:00Bronze WW?<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Pa0nEEUQhBY" width="480"></iframe>MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7255632441986361815.post-5306364695485000762013-10-10T12:16:00.001-07:002013-10-10T13:59:39.187-07:00I should listen to Sun Tzu more...<div dir="ltr">
I was totally going to write about how awesome I was. Something about stroking my e-peen, spurting all over the place because I killed Deviljho! My celebration premature.<br />
Enticing me by letting me kill off of his weakling brother, the monster used himself as bait, knowing that I would take on the challenge of a second Deviljho. To show the Moga villagers my superior skills and prowess right at their doorsteps! Then I would kill the puny Village Chief in a Tahaddi Challenge and make all the women my salt wives with 2 Deviljho skulls hanging over my bed. All premature...<br />
The devil had his own plans, and I paid for it with my over confidence, as he ripped my guts out and Hyper Beam'd me in the face. I had no choice but to admit defeat and become a salt husband to the Deviljho. What kind of a bastard uses a dragon type hyper beam in close combat, without any cool downs...<br />
<a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Sun_Tzu" target="_blank">Sun Tzu</a> described it<span style="font-family: sans-serif;"><b><span style="line-height: 19.1875px;"> - If you know your enemies and know yourself, you will win 100 battles, not knowing your enemies and only yourself, you will win one and lose one, not knowing your enemy or self will result in a loss every time.</span></b></span><br />
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MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7255632441986361815.post-41439693596396986162013-10-09T10:09:00.001-07:002013-10-09T10:09:57.042-07:00TT Rankeds 3v3 (playlist)<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?list=PLMhVY-upVvI4dwMRRkz05RKHKpLkRKryR" width="425"></iframe>MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7255632441986361815.post-81448708120298725392013-09-17T05:19:00.001-07:002013-09-17T05:19:53.444-07:00SSJanna /w Shaf :D<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?list=PLMhVY-upVvI7Crz6_k1kp6w5ln2n6JUXl" width="425"></iframe>MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7255632441986361815.post-20027260453234253212013-09-14T16:54:00.005-07:002013-09-14T19:10:30.423-07:00Calculated Aggression :)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The following video is by a very good League Player and LoL-Youtuber - TheValkrin. It explains everything I am too lazy and didn't really know or think about. :) Subscribe to him!<br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><a href="http://mlit3.blogspot.co.uk/2013/08/rawr.html" target="_blank">Cosplay</a> <a href="http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Udyr" target="_blank">Udyr</a> .</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Because fuck me, I'm the noob, and my teammates are noobs, therefore the only possibility of winning lies within the hearts of the enemy team. Buy oracles, Spam wards, Win all games - Sun Tzu, <i>Art of LoL.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I have come back to blog. Why? I have lived over 1/4 of my expected life expectancy, consequently I have started looking into anti-ageing products and strolling through Ebay for unicorn blood("They don't exist!"Ha! you muggles).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">My sexy body. shhh...Gold 4 advice and the wise words from a person who has lived 1/4 of their expected life expectancy. About how awesome the humble bundle was before I found out some games required Origin. Then deciding, "well lets experience Origin, it can't be" - Nope. </span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: inherit;">He looked into my eyes and whispered, "Let me in". I wanted him, I had to approve "Yes". He crept closer, placing his lips next to my ear. I could feel his breath melting my ears as he whispered "Let me in." A thought wandered in"Do I want to allow him to change me?". "Yes!" I roared back, the hunger increasing, I was so close. I wanted him. My desire to play was </span>overriding all my other other emotions and thoughts<span style="font-family: inherit;"> . I struck, ripping off his clothes - </span></i><span style="font-family: inherit;">I guess this is too much details. </span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Don't worry. </span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Td;lr I </span>installed<span style="font-family: inherit;"> Origin</span><span style="font-family: inherit;">.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"> These rumors must have originated form </span>somewhere, no?<span style="font-family: inherit;"> Takashi and I were </span>unable<span style="font-family: inherit;"> to play BF3 for like ever, due to us " playing in Co-Op with each other" while </span>totally<span style="font-family: inherit;"> not having B</span>attlefield<span style="font-family: inherit;"> 3 </span>running. This led us to nearly<span style="font-family: inherit;"> having to resort to turn </span>everything<span style="font-family: inherit;"> off and on again. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">I hear there going to be a an episode. </span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Soon</span><sup style="font-family: inherit;">TM </sup><span style="font-family: inherit;">:)</span></div>
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<br />MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7255632441986361815.post-66548962616702525212011-05-01T07:25:00.000-07:002011-05-01T07:25:33.117-07:00You know you want me ;)<i>No I don't!</i><br />
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We will just have to work on that.<br />
Before we start this journey. This beautiful relationship. You and me.<br />
<i>Stop it Croagunk! I'm not trying to seduce this innocent reader who has stumbled upon this magnificent blog of mine. </i>Croak. <i>Ouch.</i><br />
Maybe you were lead here by my friend, Takashi. It was not my wish to <s>build a castle for him</s> start a blog, nor was it my desire to "post stuff purely on games". Now for the readers of his blog who took a peek, I will <b>satisfy</b> your needs...Meet me here and not over there next week. Oh, and remember to bring a condom. You never know what may happen. What happens in McDonald's, Stays in Mcdonald's.<br />
<i>Plots revenge. Too lazy. </i><br />
I'm not hilarious. I know Fire>Grass>Water>Fire.<br />
If everything I have written so far has been unable to bore you and convince you my blog will be crap: I welcome you, stranger, to my <s>awesome</s> <s>crazy</s> <s>nerdy</s> <s>cool</s> <s>sexy</s> <s>pokemon</s> normal world. I am MLighting and I need to go play Pokemon.<br />
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<i>No I don't. I need to sleep.</i>MLit3http://www.blogger.com/profile/16607285267834162476noreply@blogger.com1