woahtotallyforgotaboutthisshit

'Woah! You're alive!'
'Yeah, I used to drink a lot of 7-UP.'
'So like what's this, another one post stand? You're going to post once and disappear for another year.'

I have an apple a day now. Sometimes two. Apple of choice? Jazz.
I won't lie to you, the name caught my eye. Perhaps eating some of this apple would bestow upon me some jazz dance skills. Two months so far with no dance skills gained.

Snack sized and fits in my hand pretty nicely. You know sometimes you can't finish that whole apple and the "popolyphenol oxidase enzymes in the chloroplasts rapidly oxidize phenolic compounds naturally present in the apple tissues to o-quinones". you know what I'm saying? don't worry I don't either. It was all google. It has a nice crunch when you bite into it with super crisp taste. No more apple talk.

What's next?
Don't know. YOLO! Make sure you drink 7-UP!
probably static talk or how I suck at running.

Guacamelee Playthrough (playlist)

Guacamelee Playthrough (playlist)

Learning Zed part 2

Learning how to play Zed

A simple guide to playing on EUW servers

Inconsistent? Sure.

Another blog post? Get the fuck out. I profusely apologize, please forgive me. Don't worry, I've already forgiven you. Really?  Yeh. BTW I dropped to Silver 1. GTFO NOOB.*sad face*

I have bitten the dust it seems. I awoke this afternoon,  having gorged on HARIBOs and failed attempts of cocktails, did I remember my duty to write on this wee blog - which I've have failed to do so. No need to sugar coat it, I've HARIBOs here for that.

S3 AatroxxxLeeSin