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I should listen to Sun Tzu more...

I was totally going to write about how awesome I was. Something about stroking my e-peen, spurting all over the place because I killed Deviljho! My celebration premature.
Enticing me by letting me kill off of his weakling brother, the monster used himself as bait, knowing that I would take on the challenge of a second Deviljho. To show the Moga villagers my superior skills and prowess right at their doorsteps! Then I would kill the puny Village Chief in a Tahaddi Challenge and make all the women my salt wives with 2 Deviljho skulls hanging over my bed. All premature...
The devil had his own plans, and I paid for it with my over confidence, as he ripped my guts out and Hyper Beam'd me in the face. I had no choice but to admit defeat and become a salt husband to the Deviljho. What kind of a bastard uses a dragon type hyper beam in close combat, without any cool downs...
Sun Tzu described it - If you know your enemies and know yourself, you will win 100 battles, not knowing your enemies and only yourself, you will win one and lose one, not knowing your enemy or self will result in a loss every time.

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Calculated Aggression :)

The following video is by a very good League Player and LoL-Youtuber - TheValkrin. It explains everything I am too lazy and didn't really know or think about. :) Subscribe to him!

Jungle Lee Gold 4 :D

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Cosplay Udyr .

Because fuck me, I'm the noob, and my teammates are noobs, therefore the only possibility of winning lies within the hearts of the enemy team. Buy oracles, Spam wards, Win all games - Sun Tzu, Art of LoL.

I have come back to blog. Why? I have lived over 1/4 of my expected life expectancy, consequently I have started looking into anti-ageing products and strolling through Ebay for unicorn blood("They don't exist!"Ha! you muggles).

What do I have to offer you?

My sexy body. shhh...Gold 4 advice and the wise words from a person who has lived 1/4 of their expected life expectancy. About how awesome the humble bundle was before I found out some games required Origin. Then deciding, "well lets experience Origin, it can't be" - Nope. 

He looked into my eyes and whispered, "Let me in". I wanted him, I had to approve "Yes". He crept closer, placing his lips next to my ear. I could feel his breath melting my ears as he whispered "Let me in." A thought wandered in"Do I want to allow him to change me?". "Yes!" I roared back, the hunger increasing, I was so close. I wanted him. My desire to play was overriding all my other other emotions and thoughts . I struck, ripping off  his clothes - I guess this is too much details.  Don't worry. Td;lr I installed Origin.

 These rumors must have originated form somewhere, no? Takashi and I were unable to play BF3 for like ever, due to us " playing in Co-Op with each other" while totally not having Battlefield 3 running. This led us to nearly having to resort to turn everything off and on again. 
I hear there going to be a an episode. Soon^TM :)

Thresh is ok.

rawr :)